Nuns
on the highway...
修女上公路
A
cop pulls over a car load
of nuns....
Cop:
"Sister, this is a 65 MPH
highway -- why are you going so slow?"
Sister:
"Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."
Cop:
"Oh sister, that's not the speed
limit, that's the name of the highway
you're on!"
Sister:
"Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more
careful."
At
this point the cop looks in
the backseat where the other
nuns are shaking and
trembling.
Cop:
"Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back
there? They're shaking something terrible."
Sister:
"Oh, we just got off of highway 119."
Key
words:
load
of 載滿
MPH 每小時多少哩(1哩
= 1.609344 公里(Kilometers)
speed
limit 速限
highway (n.)公路 高速公路:freeway
cop (n.)警察
backseat (n.)後座
shaking
and trembling 顫抖個不停
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