Nuns on the highway...
修女上公路

 

A cop pulls over a car load  of  nuns....

Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?"

Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."

Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed  limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!"

Sister: "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."

At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking  and  trembling.

Cop: "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible."

Sister: "Oh, we just got off of highway 119."

 

Key  words

load  of 載滿

MPH 每小時多少哩(1哩 = 1.609344 公里(Kilometers)

speed  limit 速限

highway (n.)公路  高速公路:freeway

cop n.)警察

backseat (n.)後座

shaking  and  trembling 顫抖個不停