A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was  hopping   up   and   down with rage, complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

　　"Officer,  look  what  they've  done  to  my  Beeeemer!!!" he shrieked.

　　"You lawyers are so materialistic it's amazing!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

　　"Oh no...." replied the lawyer, looking down and noticing for the first time the bloody stump where his left arm had once been.

　　"Where's my Rolex???"

Key  words：

rip  off　扯裂、扯斷

scene　（n.）現場　click 發音

hopping  up  and  down　跳上跳下

precious　（adj.）珍貴的、寶貝的

Beeeemer　（n.）美國人對  BMW 汽車的戲稱

rip  off　扯裂

scene　（n.）現場　click 發音

shriek　（v.） 尖叫　click 發音  

materialistic　（adj.）唯物論的

stump　（n.）stump

Rolex　（n.）勞力士表