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One
fine afternoon at a golf course, two men were just finishing up
the front nine when they decided to take a breather
in the clubhouse. They went up to the lounge
room and sat down
and ordered a glass of beer. They started flipping
thru the channels when they decided to watch the news. The first thing
that was on was a woman about to comit
suicide.
The
first man says, "I bet
you 100 dollars that she is gonna
jump."
The
second man, says, "OK, but I raise your 100 to 200 dollars
saying she is not going to jump."
About
four seconds after they were done making the bet, she leapt off
the building, falling 17 stories, she hit the ground with a bone
crunching sound.
As
the loser of the bet started to get his wallet out of his back
pocket the other man butted in to stop him.
"Listen,
I can't take your money, I saw this earlier today and I knew she
was gonna jump."
"So
did I," the man said, I just didn't think she was dumb
enough to do it again."
Key
words:
breather (n.)休息片刻 click
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lounge room (n.)休息室
flipping thru the channels 把顰道轉來轉去
bet (v.)睹
dumb (adj.)愚笨的
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