Burglary
Witness
竊案現場證人
An
old man was a witness
in a burglary case.
The
defense lawyer asked Sam,
"Did you see my client commit
this burglary?"
"Yes,"
said Sam, "I saw him plainly
take the goods."

The
lawyer asks Sam again, "Sam, this happened at night. Are
you sure you saw my client commit this crime?"
"Yes,"
says Sam. "I saw him do it."
Then
the lawyer asks Sam, "Sam, listen, you are an 80-year-old,
and your eyesight is
probably bad. Just how far can you see at night?"
Sam
says, "I can see the moon. How far is that?"
Key
words:
witness (n.)證人
burglary case (n.)竊盜案子
defense (n.)被告
commit (v.)犯
plainly (adv.)清楚地
goods (n.)貨品、物品
eyesight (n.)視力
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