Burglary  Witness
竊案現場證人

 

  An old man was a  witness  in a  burglary  case.

  The defense lawyer asked Sam, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?"

  "Yes," said Sam, "I saw him plainly take the goods."

  The lawyer asks Sam again, "Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?"

  "Yes," says Sam. "I saw him do it."

  Then the lawyer asks Sam, "Sam, listen, you are an 80-year-old, and your eyesight is probably bad. Just how far can you see at night?"

  Sam says, "I can see the moon. How far is that?"

 

Key  words

witness (n.)證人

burglary case n.)竊盜案子

defense (n.)被告

commit (v.)犯

plainly (adv.)清楚地

goods (n.)貨品、物品

eyesight (n.)視力