A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm a walking economy."

　　His friend replies, "How's that?"

　　"It's like this -- my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression."

Key  words：

recession　（n.）髮後往後退，表示越來越禿

inflation　（n.）膨脹

factor　（n.）因素

deep  depression　蕭條

＊有些人知識淵博，一問三知，便稱他「活字典」（walking  dictionary）。