A rich multi-billionaire decides to throw a massive party for his fiftieth birthday, so during this party he grabs the mic and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great  white  sharks in it. "I will give anything they desire of mine, to the person who swims across that pool."

　　So the party continues with no events in the pool, until SUDDENLY, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened, and in the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can, and the fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, wet and soaked!

　　The  multi-billionaire  grabs  the  mic  and  says,  "I  am  a  man of  his  word, anything  of  mine  I  will  give,  my  Ferraris,  my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?" the multi-billionaire asks.

　　The  guy  grabs  the  mic  and  says,  "Why  don't  we start with the  name  of  the  idiot  that  pushed  me  in  !"

Key  words：

throw  party　開舞會

mic　（n.）『聖經』 Micah.  的縮寫

mansion　（n.）豪宅

great  white  shark　大白鯊

splash　（n.）潑濺聲　click 發音  

fin　（n.）鰭　　　（魚翅　shark  fin；魚翅湯　shark  fin  soup）

jaws　（n.）電影片名「大白鯊」

I  am  a  man  of  his  word.　我是個信守承諾的人

Ferraris　（n.）法拉利　（義大利跑車）

the  name  of  the  idiot  that  pushed  me  in　那個推我下水的白癡