100%  Polar  bear...
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  One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear and his son polar bear were sitting in the snow. The son polar bear turned to his father and asked, "Dad, am I 100% polar bear?"

  "Of course, son, you're  100%  polar  bear."

  A few minutes pass, and the son polar bear turns to his father again and says, "Dad, tell me the truth. I can take it. Am I 100% polar bear? No brown bear or panda bear or grizzly bear?"

  "Son, I'm 100% polar bear and your mother is 100% polar bear, so you're certainly 100% polar bear."

                                                

  A few more minutes pass, and the son polar bear again turns to his father and says, "Dad, don't worry  It'll  hurt   my feelings if it's not true. I really need to know... am I really 100% polar bear?"

  Distressed by this continued questioning, the father polar bear finally asked his son, "Why do you keep asking if you're 100% polar bear?"

  "Because I'm freezing  to  death out here!"

 

Key  words

Arctic (n.

freezing  to  death 凍得快死掉了