100%
Polar bear...
百分百北極熊
One
afternoon in the Arctic, a
father polar bear and his son polar bear were sitting in the
snow. The son polar bear turned to his father and asked,
"Dad, am I 100% polar bear?"
"Of
course, son, you're 100% polar bear."
A
few minutes pass, and the son polar bear turns to his father
again and says, "Dad, tell me the truth. I can take it. Am
I 100% polar bear? No brown bear or panda bear or grizzly
bear?"
"Son,
I'm 100% polar bear and your mother is 100% polar bear, so
you're certainly 100% polar bear."

A
few more minutes pass, and the son polar bear again turns to his
father and says, "Dad, don't worry It'll hurt my feelings if it's not true. I
really need to know... am I really 100% polar bear?"
Distressed
by this continued questioning, the father polar bear finally
asked his son, "Why do you keep asking if you're 100% polar
bear?"
"Because
I'm freezing to death
out here!"
Key
words:
Arctic (n.)
freezing
to death 凍得快死掉了
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