Gators
gone?
鱷魚消失了?
While
sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized
his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept
him clinging to the overturned
craft.
Spotting
an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,
"are there any gators around here?!"
"Naw,"
the man hollered
back, "Ain't been any for years!"
Feeling
safe, the tourist started swimming
toward the shore. About halfway there
he asked the guy, "How'd you
get rid of the
gators?"
"We
didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks
got 'em."

Key
words:
capsize (v.)翻船
alligator (n.)鱷魚 click
發音
cling (v.)抓牢
overturned (adj.)倒翻過來的
beachcomber (n.)在海濱流浪的人, 在海灘拾物的人 click
發音
holler (v.)喊叫
get
rid
of
擺脫
*美國小孩習慣押著韻說:See
you later. Alligator.
After a while. Crocodile.
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