Three men are found in the wilderness by civilized cannibals. The men are led to a gravesite next to the water. The chief says, 'We will kill you as a coward, or we will let you die honarable  deaths for your homelands. You choose the weapon. Either way, your skins will be used to make our canoes.'

　　The first man, a soldier at heart, asks for a handgun. With this, he recites the Pledge and shoots himself. He is carried off. The next man asks for a sword. A warrior at heart, he uses a Japanese katana to commit seppuku as a Japanese man.

　　The last man asks for a fork.

　　'A fork? asks the chief?'

　　But it's his dying wish, so they hand him the fork. He stabs himself repeatedly in the chest, and yells, 'I HOPE YOUR CANOE SINKS!!'

Key  words：

cannibal　（n.）食人族　click 發音  

gravesite　（n.）墓地

coward　（n.）懦夫　click 發音  

honarable  deaths　死得很光榮

canoe　（n.）獨木舟　click 發音

Pledge　（n.）誓約　click 發音

warrior　（n.）武士　click 發音  　

katana　（n.）武士刀

seppuku　（n.）切腹自殺　click 發音  

stab　（v.）刺

sink　（v.）下沉