An application was for employment
　　A program was a TV show
　　A cursor used profanity
　　A keyboard was a piano!

　　Memory was something that you lost with age
　　A  CD  was a bank account
　　And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy
　　You hoped nobody found out!

　　Compress was something you did to garbage
　　Not something you did to a file
　　And if you unzipped anything in public
　　You'd be in jail for awhile!

　　Log on was adding wood to a fire
　　Hard drive was a long trip on the road
　　A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
　　And a backup happened to your commode!

　　Cut - you did with a pocket knife
　　Paste you did with glue
　　A web was a spider's home
　　And a  virus  was the flu!

　　I guess  I'll  stick to my pad and paper
　　And the memory in my head
　　I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
　　But when it happens they wish they were dead!

Key  words：

cursor　（n.）咀咒的人

profanity　（n.）冒瀆、不敬的言語

CD　（n.）Certificate  Deposit  定期存款的縮寫

Compress　（n.）壓縮

unzip　（v.）本來的意思是〔拉下拉鍊〕，電腦上指〔解壓縮〕

Log　（n.）木頭

backup　（n.）在電腦上的意思是〔備份〕，這裡指便桶阻塞

commode　（n.）坐式室內便桶　click 發音  

virus　（n.）病毒　click 發音     

flu　（n.）感冒