Three-leg
Chicken
三腳雞
A
man was driving along a freeway
when he noticed a chicken running along side
his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping
up with him because he was doing 50 MPH.
He
accelerated to 60 and the
chicken stayed right next to him.
He
sped up to 75 MPH and the chicken passed him up.
The
man then noticed that the chicken had three legs, so he followed
the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm.
 

The
curious man got out of his car and noticed that all the chickens
had three legs. He asked the farmer, "What's up with these
chickens?"
The
farmer explained, "Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I
bred a three-legged bird.
I'm gonna be a millionaire."
"How
do they tasted?" asked the man.
"Don't
know," replied the farmer, "haven't caught one
yet."
Key
words:
freeway (n.)高速公路 (highway
是普通公路)
keeping
up with 趕得上;齊頭並進
MPH mile
per hour 每小時多少哩
accelerate (v.)加速
bred (v.) breed
的過去式 飼養
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