There was a German  shepherd laying in the yard and an old geezer  was sitting on the porch.

　　"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked.

　　The old man looked up over his newspaper and replied, "Nope."

　　As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car, the dog began snarling and growling, and then attacked both his arms and legs. As the tourist flailed around in the dust, he yelled, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"

　　The old man muttered, "Ain't my dog."

Key words：

German  shepherd 　（n.）德國狼犬

geezer　（n.）怪老頭　click 發音 

porch　（n.）(建築物前有頂的)門廊　發音  

flail　（v.）揮舞　發音