Jennifer watched as the cashier rang up her purchases. "Cash, check or charge?"  she asked, after folding the items Jennifer had bought. As Jennifer fumbled for her  wallet,  the  cashier  noticed a  remote   control  for a television set in her purse.

　　"Do you always carry your TV remote with you?" the cashier inquired.

　　"No," she replied. "But my husband, Jeff, refused to come shopping with me,  so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

Key  words：

cashier　（n.）收銀員

charge　（n.）刷信用卡

fumble　（v.）亂摸

remote  control　（n.）遙控器