Airplane
ride...
坐飛機過過癮
Stumpy
and his wife Martha went to the State
Fair every year.
Every
year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that
there airplane."
And
every year Martha would say, "I know, Stumpy, but that
airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten
dollars."
This
one year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said,
"Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane
this year I may never get another chance. "
Martha
replied, "Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten
dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
The
pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a
deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet
for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you,
but if you say one word it's ten dollars."
Stumpy
and Martha agreed and up they go.
The
pilot does all kinds of twists
and turns, rolls and dives,
but not a word is heard.

He
does all his tricks over a gain, but still not a word.
They
land and the pilot turns to Stumpy, "By golly, I did
everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you
didn't."
Stumpy
replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell
out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."
Key
words:
State
Fair (n.)州博覽會 有許多遊樂活動
twist (v.)旋轉 click
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roll (v.)側翻
dive (v.)俯衝 click
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