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¡@¡@Upon
entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign
saying "DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!" posted on the glass
door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the
floor besides the cash register.

¡@¡@He
asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are
supposed to beware of?"
¡@¡@"Yep,
that's him," he replied.
¡@¡@The
stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly
doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would
you post that sign?"
¡@¡@"Because,"
the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping
over him."
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