Boy
Scout on the plane...
童子軍
A
doctor, a lawyer, a little boy scout and a pastor
were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane.
Suddenly,
the plane developed engine trouble. In
spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane
started to go down.
Finally,
the pilot grabbed a parachute,
yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed
out.
Unfortunately
there were only three parachutes remaining.
The
doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so
I must live," and jumped out.
The
lawyer then said "I'm the smartest man in the world, I
deserve to live!" He grabbed a parachute and jumped, also.
The
pastor looked at the little boy scout and said, "My son,
I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your
whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in
peace."
The
little boy scout handed the parachute back to the pastor and
said "Not to worry, Preacher. 'The smartest man in the
world' just jumped out with my back
pack."

Key
words:
pastor (n.)牧師
In
spite of 儘管
grab (v.)抓
parachute (n.)降落傘 click
發音
back
pack (n.)背包
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