Gift
禮物
It
was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher
was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The
florist's son handed her a
gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I
know what it is. Some flowers." "That's right"
the boy said, "but how did you know?" "Oh, just a
wild guess," she said.
The
next pupil was the sweet
shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook
it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of
sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?"
asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the
teacher.
The
next gift was from the son of the liquor
store owner. The teacher held the package overhead,
but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage
with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it
wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with
some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, taking a
larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it
champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied,
with more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before
declaring, "I give up,
what is it?" With great glee,
the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"


Key
words:
pupils (n.)小學生 click
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florist (n.)花店 click
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sweet (n.)糖果
liquor
store (n.)賣許多瓶裝酒的商店
leakage (n.)滲漏
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give
up 放棄
glee (n.)歡快、高興 click
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puppy (n.)小狗 click
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