Two  lawyers...
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  Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.

             

  The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!"

  "I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."

 

Key  words

vicious (adj.)凶猛的  click  發音    

briefcase (n.)公事包 click  發音

outrun (v.)跑得比......快 click  發音