A  Veterinarian  was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him: "Hey look, I'm a vet - *I* don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what's wrong just by looking."

　　She smugly added, "Why can't you?"

　　The doctor nodded, stood back, looked her up and down, quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to her and said, "There you are. Of course, if *that* doesn't work, we'll have to have you put to sleep."

Key words：

Veterinarian　（n.）獸醫    （簡寫）  vet    click 發音    

symptom　（n.）症狀　　click 發音 

occur　（v.）發作　　click 發音   

interrupt　（v.）打斷　click 發音  

patient 　（n.）病人　click 發音  

smug　（adj.）沾沾自喜的　click 發音 

prescription　（n.）處方　click 發音