Ice   Fishing
冰上釣魚

 

  A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. So he packs up his stuff and goes out onto the ice. He starts sawing a hole in the ice, and a loud booming voice says,

  "YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE."

  The drunk looks up, ignores it, and continues on.

  The voice repeats, "YOU WILL FIND NO FISH

  The drunk looks up and says, "Is this God trying to warn me?"

  The voice says "NO, I'M  THE  MANAGER  OF  THIS  ICE  RINK ."

 

Key  words

drunk adj.)酒醉的

saw (v.)鋸

boom (adj.)震耳的

ice  rink (n.)滑冰場