Ice
Fishing
冰上釣魚
A
drunk guy in Alaska decides
to go ice fishing. So he packs up his stuff and goes out onto
the ice. He starts sawing a
hole in the ice, and a loud booming
voice says,
"YOU
WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE."
The
drunk looks up, ignores it, and continues on.
The
voice repeats, "YOU WILL FIND NO FISH
The
drunk looks up and says, "Is this God trying to warn
me?"
The
voice says "NO, I'M THE MANAGER OF THIS
ICE
RINK ."

Key
words:
drunk (adj.)酒醉的
saw (v.)鋸
boom (adj.)震耳的
ice
rink (n.)滑冰場
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