Great  Detective
偉大的偵探

 

  Sherlock Holmes  and  Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.

  Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

  "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

  Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

  "What does that tell you?"

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  Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

  Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Some bastard has stolen our tent."

Key  words

Sherlock Holmes (n.)福爾摩斯(著名偵探小說的主角人物)

Dr. Watson (n.)華生醫生;福爾摩斯的助手

camping (n.)露營

nudge (v.)用肘輕推;悄悄推     click 發音  

ponder (v.)沉思

astronomically (adv.)從天文學上來說     click astronomical  click 發音   

the  Galaxy n.)銀河    click 發音 

Saturn n.)土星      click 發音   

Leo n.)獅子座    click 發音    

deduce v.)推論     click 發音 

theologically adv.)從神學上來說     click  theological  click 發音   

meteorologically adv.)從氣象學上來說    click  meteorology  click 發音