Great
Detective
偉大的偵探
Sherlock
Holmes and Dr.
Watson went on a camping
trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for
the night, and went to sleep.
Some
hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged
his faithful friend.
"Watson,
look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson
replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What
does that tell you?"

Watson
pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it
tells me that there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe
that Saturn is in Leo.
Chronologically, I deduce
that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically,
I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically,
I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does
it tell you?"
Holmes
was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot.
Some bastard has stolen our tent."
Key
words:
Sherlock
Holmes (n.)福爾摩斯(著名偵探小說的主角人物)
Dr.
Watson (n.)華生醫生;福爾摩斯的助手
camping (n.)露營
nudge (v.)用肘輕推;悄悄推
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ponder (v.)沉思
astronomically (adv.)從天文學上來說
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the Galaxy (n.)銀河
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Saturn (n.)土星
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Leo (n.)獅子座
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deduce (v.)推論
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theologically (adv.)從神學上來說
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meteorologically (adv.)從氣象學上來說
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meteorology
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