Man walks into a supermarket and buys :

　　1 bar of soap 　　　　　1 toothbrush

　　1 tube toothpaste 　　　1 loaf of bread

　　1 pint of milk 　　　　　1 single serving cereal

　　1 single serving frozen dinner

　　The girl at the checkout looks at him and says   "Single are you?" The man replies very  sarcastically   "How did you guess?"  She replies  "because you're ugly."

Key  words：

sarcastically　　（adv.）譏諷地

one  single  serving　  一人份

＊注意，這些單位名稱：一塊香皂　one  bar  of  soap

  一條麵包　one  loaf  of  bread

  一品脫牛奶　　one   pint  of  milk    ( pint click  發音    )

       ( 1 pint (US liq.) = 0.4730370758891489  公升   liter )