A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently  deceased  husband is written. The obit. editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word. She pauses, reflects and then says, Well then, let it read "Fred Brown died."

　　Amused at the woman's  thrift , the editor tells her that there is a 7 word minimum for all obituaries. Only a little flustered, she thinks thing over and in a few seconds says, In that case, let it read, "Fred Brown died: 1983 Pickup for sale."

Key  words：

obituary    （n.）訃聞      click 發音   

deceased　（adj.）已故的     click  發音     [di sst ]

reflect　（v.）仔細想

thrift　（n.）節約：節儉

pickup　（n.）小貨車