Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case.

　　"Look," said one to the other, "let's be honest with each other."

　　"Okay, you first," replied the other.

　　That was the end of the discussion.

negotitate　（v.）交涉；商議

＊在美國，律師常被諷刺為「鯊魚」，狡詐、心機多，為打贏官司不擇手段。