| 兩隻吸血蝙蝠
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vampire bats...
Two
vampire bats are hanging upside down
in a cave. One of the bats
feels rather hungry. "Let's go and find some blood",
he suggests.
"I
don't think you can get any blood this time of the day",
says the other bat. "Well, I want some blood and I want it
now!", says the first bat and prepares to take off.
"Are you coming or what?"
"Don't
be stupid, you'll just waste your time", says the second
bat. So the first bat flies anyway. After a few minutes he is
back with blood smeared all
over his face.
"Where
did you manage to find blood this time of the day?", asks
the second bat. "Well, do you see that tree out
there?", says the first bat and points at a tree outside
the cave, "Do you see that tree?"
"Yes",
says the second bat, "of course I see it".
"Well,
I didn't", replies the first.
Key
word:
hanging
upside down 倒掛
vampire
bat (n.)吸血蝙蝠
smear (v.)塗、抹
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*因為蝙蝠在黑暗中才看得清楚,所以只有留在黑洞裡的那隻看得見外面那棵樹。
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