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進天堂的密碼
Spell
a Word
To Get Into Heaven
A
guy goes to the gates of heaven
where he meets St. Peter. St.
Peter says to him "God has looked at your book of life and
you are welcome in heaven under one condition"
The
man say "What's that?"
St.
Peter says "You must spell the
word 'Love'." So he does and he is let in to
heaven. As he gets in, St. Peter tells the man
to watch the gate for him until he returns, and reminds him that
he must ask whoever comes to spell the word.
Next thing you know, his wife show
up at the gate and he asks her what she is doing
there? The couple
were not get along very
well.
She
says that on the way home from the funeral,
there was an accident and she
died. The husband says alright, but you do have to spell
one word first before you come in to heaven.
She
asks "What's that?"
He
says "Spell 「捷克斯洛維亞」(即分家以前的「捷克」)or
「菊花」
"
Key
word:
heaven (n.)天堂
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St.
Peter (n.)聖者名
condition (n.)條件
spell (v.)拼字
beeper (n.)呼叫器
show
up 出現
couple (n.)夫妻
on the way
home 回家途中
funeral (n.)葬禮
accident (n.)車禍
not get along 不和
Czechoslovakia (n.)捷克
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chrysanthemum (n.)菊花
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