進天堂的密碼

Spell  a  Word

To  Get  Into  Heaven

  A guy goes to the gates of  heaven  where he meets  St. Peter.  St. Peter says to him "God has looked at your book of life and you are welcome in heaven under one condition"

  The man say "What's that?"

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  St. Peter says "You must spell the word 'Love'."   So he does and he is let in to heaven.   As he gets in, St. Peter  tells the man to watch the gate for him until he returns, and reminds him that he must ask whoever comes to spell the word.    Next thing you know, his wife  show  up  at the gate and he asks her what she is doing there?   The couple were  not  get  along very well.

  She says that on  the  way  home from the funeral,  there was an accident and she died.  The husband says alright, but you do have to spell one word first before you come in to heaven.

  She asks "What's that?"

  He says "Spell  捷克斯洛維亞」(即分家以前的「捷克」)or  菊花 "

 

Key  word

heaven (n.)天堂    click 發音    

St.  Peter (n.)聖者名

condition (n.)條件

spell (v.)拼字

beeper (n.)呼叫器

show  up 出現

couple (n.)夫妻

on  the  way  home  回家途中

funeral (n.)葬禮

accident (n.)車禍

not  get  along 不和

Czechoslovakia n.)捷克     click 發音       

chrysanthemum (n.)菊花     click 發音